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'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Be Healthy

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Gene Therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Go ahead and dissect me

"I'm going on a retreat."