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"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'Try and get my good side.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Be Healthy

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Yoga classes door.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

Gene Therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Go ahead and dissect me

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."