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Have a very calm Christmas

Be Healthy

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"