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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'He's busy decluttering.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

The Bare Minimum

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'Watch yourself.'

Cable Bill.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Computer literate Monk

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Pray as you Go.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"You must lose your attachments."