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The Bare Minimum

Remote control pirate bully

That shows business confidence.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Maybe clean out your wallet

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

The Move.

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'