Minimalist Master Pillows

The Bare Minimum

Remote control pirate bully

That shows business confidence.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

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The Move.

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'