Mindful Knight T-Shirts

'Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words about the concept of 'defence mechanisms'.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Super Student

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Gene Therapy

Go ahead and dissect me

I love being right.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

The power of the brain

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

I am one with stupid.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. For dogs maybe, but not for cats.

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"Hmmm?!"

Internal Prisons

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'I don't know how you stand listening to people's problems all of the time, Doctor Barnes.'

Down with Negativism!

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.