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"I ate and I drank but I wasn't merry."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"The overthinker"

"Needs to get a life"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

The Three Kinds of People

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

Go ahead and dissect me

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

The power of the brain

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Yogi back in 5.

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Say these things, don't think them!"