Mindful Reflector Gifts

"I ate and I drank but I wasn't merry."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The overthinker"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Needs to get a life"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

The Three Kinds of People

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

The power of the brain

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Doubt or Certainy

Yogi back in 5.

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself