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"You never solve your problems. You simply outlive them."

"I thought I heard that small, still voice within, but it was my earrings picking up wi-fi."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Needs to get a life"

"I'm the bad guy..."

That party went well.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Where can I find some peace of mind?"

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."