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"Bad Fences."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'