Introspective Individual T-Shirts

Doubtful Man

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Man in the mirror.

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

X-ray Psychology.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Is this who I am?"

James decided to stay in that night.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Forming the adolescent personality

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'