Introspective Philosopher T-Shirts

"Sometimes I think, why am I here? What's the point?"

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"Does all this count?"

Child stares at older self in puddle.

'Greg feels he now has the answer. All people, he believes, are parodying themselves.'

"I don't know about you, but it feels like my life is on a downward trend."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

X-ray Psychology.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Is this who I am?"

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."