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"The glass is half full�"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

George Orwell

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Mark Zuckerberg

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

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"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'