Perspective Philosophers Pillows

"The glass is half full�"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'd go back if I were you.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"