Perspective Ponderers Pillows

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

The Hole that Divides

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"The lack of perspective kills me..."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"I tried 'living in the moment' but it was a really, really bad moment."

"Damned if I know how they don't fall off the ceiling."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Great, now we're lost."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Me when by BDD shows up

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Off to a bad start.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

George Santayana

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'