Reflective Philosopher Pillows

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

Clearing up medals.

Clown facing the firing squad.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

What's normal?

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"I don't like the looks of that!"