Perspective Ponderer T-Shirts

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Pessimist: "Half empty." Optimist: "Half full." Optometrist: "Half a glass of water."

"An elephant is like a brush."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'You look great!'

'Just go down to the vanishing point and take a left.'

'Well, yes, Bob, I can see your point!'

'Well, we can't both be right!'

A Special Person - man explains to psychiatrist how his special perception leaves him friendless.

"Well, one person's mess is another person's immersive experience."

"So effortless!"

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"Sure, everything looks great from up here, but how's our ground game?"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Inverted Horizon Next 4 Miles

'Yes, that's definitely half full.'

'The glass is neither half empty nor half full, Hargrove. The glass is too large.'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

The Insular Worlds of Mother Nature

'Yes, Mr. Hadley, I think I do see the big picture.'

"Failure is relative- to a dead person, you're a success."

Half full. Half empty. Undecided.

Artist chained to his drawing.

Mixed marriage episode #2: "An eye for an eye."

"To you it was fast."

Checkboard Glasses

News. Economic Report. I don't think the economy is growing --- I think everything else is shrinking.

A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

I have perspective issues.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."