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Different Perspectives

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Pop Culture for Teens

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Game changing

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Aging Support Group

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Creativity

Business man sees himself as a shark

Computer help.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Out of control

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.