Vision Philosopher Gifts

Different Perspectives

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Game changing

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Creativity

Out of control

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Computer help.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'