Window Philosopher Gifts

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'T.M.I.F.'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'You lifted your head.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Office slaves.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"