
"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."
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"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."
Recreational and Medicinal Wines
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'
'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'
'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'
"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"
My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.
'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'
'Wine, high octane grape juice.'
'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'
"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."
F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!
'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'
Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."
Don Quixote
"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."
'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'
'My - You've matured, my dear.'
I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'
"Quick swig first?"
Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.
'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'
Red Wine
'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'
Wine tasting
I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.
"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"
"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"
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