Wine Philosopher T-Shirts

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Don Quixote

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Quick swig first?"

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Red Wine

Wine tasting

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'