Perspective Philosopher T-Shirts

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"The Earth is only flat if you stick your nose right up into it."

'I like obesity in a woman, Priscilla.'

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

George Orwell

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Aging Support Group

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."