Introspective Philosopher Gifts

"Sometimes I think, why am I here? What's the point?"

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"Does all this count?"

Child stares at older self in puddle.

'Greg feels he now has the answer. All people, he believes, are parodying themselves.'

"I don't know about you, but it feels like my life is on a downward trend."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

X-ray Psychology.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Is this who I am?"

James decided to stay in that night.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Marcel Proust

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."