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"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

Fred gets a new perspective.

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

X-ray Psychology.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Pastorius wonders why.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Is this who I am?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

The Mainstream

James decided to stay in that night.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.