Introverted Introspector Mugs

"Bad Fences."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."