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Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Banana Split Personality

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

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Paul Ree

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

That party went well.

Pastorius wonders why.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Real Life/Surreal Life

X-ray Psychology.