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Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Paul Ree

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Pastorius wonders why.

Banana Split Personality

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

X-ray Psychology.

That party went well.

"I'm the bad guy..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'