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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

I'm a self-made man!

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Banana Split Personality

That party went well.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Needs to get a life"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Pastorius wonders why.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Quality Control

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

The Mainstream

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"