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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"What was I thinking?!"

I'm a self-made man!

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

That party went well.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Pastorius wonders why.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Needs to get a life"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Quality Control

The Mainstream

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'