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"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

"We have to go now. Robert's façade is beginning to crumble."

"It isn't often that George comes out of his shell."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'George, the Finch's are here. Could you please come out and be sociable?'

"I KNEW we shouldn't have brought Jim with us. He's completely out of his depth at this party!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."