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"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

"We have to go now. Robert's façade is beginning to crumble."

"It isn't often that George comes out of his shell."

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'George, the Finch's are here. Could you please come out and be sociable?'

"I KNEW we shouldn't have brought Jim with us. He's completely out of his depth at this party!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."