Spiritual Reflector T-Shirts

"I guess today separated the wheat from us chaff."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Cyber Dream

Late-Onset Epiphany

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

PastFuture.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.