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Angel devil confessional.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Guitars in Heaven

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Angel playing music

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Cat Heaven.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."