Angelic Reflecter Pillows

Angel devil confessional.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Angel playing music

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."