Self-reflector T-Shirts

Psychologist to man with many pictures of him: 'Let's talk about this new obsession.'

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

'Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.'

'I used to talk to myself, now I talk to my i-phone.'

'Is that you?' 'I'm not sure. I seem to be in the midst of a severe identity crisis.'

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

"How dare you body-shame me!"

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

'I want to be what I was, when I wanted to be what I am now.'

The shock of recognition.

Man on his own shirt.

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Doubt or Certainy

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Introspection

'Be honest with me, Martha -- am I really a jolly good fellow?'

The inside of a person's head is revealed to show the battle between intellect and emotion.

Therapist psychoanalyses himself.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Public Me/Private Me/Actual Me.

'Forget the past? But that's where all my memories are!'

If you don't see what you want, maybe there's something wrong with you.

"I used to be morbidly obese, now I'm just morbid."

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

'Doctor, I have this complex. I believe no-one likes being in the same room as me...Doctor?... Doctor!'

'We may have gained weight.'

"Narcissus! Pay attention!"

'I figure, if I'm my own worst enemy, the others can't be all THAT dangerous.'