Self-reflector T-Shirts

Psychologist to man with many pictures of him: 'Let's talk about this new obsession.'

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

'Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.'

'Is that you?' 'I'm not sure. I seem to be in the midst of a severe identity crisis.'

The shock of recognition.

'I want to be what I was, when I wanted to be what I am now.'

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

Now playing... everything you said at the party.

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Man on his own shirt.

Doubt or Certainy

"He's his own worst enemy."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Therapist psychoanalyses himself.

Public Me/Private Me/Actual Me.

"Morning Gorgeous!"

The inside of a person's head is revealed to show the battle between intellect and emotion.

'Be honest with me, Martha -- am I really a jolly good fellow?'

Introspection

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."

"I'm just a passport photo of my former self."

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

"Studly"?

"I'm sorry, Charles. I've asked myself if I could live with you, and 'No' is what surfaced."

"I've seen the future and it's my mother."

"I'm actually really, really, really good. But how are YOU holding up?"

"What's the difference between being addicted to painkillers and just really, really liking them a lot?"

"I can't believe you're bringing up my past due bill just as I've begun to accept myself as a deadbeat."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Oh, that's ME? THAT explains why he makes me so angry."