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'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Saving a Heart

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

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"That must be the artist over there."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'