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'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Saving a Heart

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

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"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'