Emotional Warrior T-Shirts

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

"Yes, this makes sense. I shall find my feelings and punch them."

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

Emotional Strongman

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

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"You left your demons here last week."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Flu vaccine.