Emotional Warrior Pillows

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

"Yes, this makes sense. I shall find my feelings and punch them."

What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

Emotional Strongman

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"You left your demons here last week."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Flu vaccine.