Emotional Wrestler Pillows

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"You left your demons here last week."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Future Wrestler

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'They must be trash fish!'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

"Good—now put it back."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

"Hurt People hurt people."

"Yes, this makes sense. I shall find my feelings and punch them."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'