Emotional Wrestler Gifts

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

"You left your demons here last week."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Future Wrestler

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'They must be trash fish!'

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

"Good—now put it back."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

"Our exit strategy is me having a nervous breakdown."

"Hurt People hurt people."

"Yes, this makes sense. I shall find my feelings and punch them."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."