Professional Wrestler Gifts

A professional wrestlers prepares to

Tic tac toe wrestling

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

Professional wrestlers rarely go anywhere without a lawyer.

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

Name: The Blob. Occupation: pro wrestler. Record: 53-0. Personal motto: Skeletal system, schmeletal system.'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Future Wrestler

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

WWFood Stores.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'