Pro Wrestling Fan Gifts

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

WWFood Stores.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'