Amateur Wrestling Fan Gifts

Husband and Wife Teams

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

The Karate Kitten.

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

WWFood Stores.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."