Amateur Wrestling Fan Prints

Husband and Wife Teams

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Checkmate!'

Future Wrestler

The Karate Kitten.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

WWFood Stores.

"We've resolved the fundamental problems. Now we're down to personal issues."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"I am in training for the sales."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."