Pro Wrestling Fan Prints

'Goliath, there's money to be made if you take a dive.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

WWFood Stores.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Greco-polar wrestling

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Lois, you have got to stop going to the gym. I don't think we can afford it!'

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'