Wrestling Fan Gifts

'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'

'HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK! HEAD-LOCK!....'

'So is it a real heart attack, or is he just faking it?'

Jacob prepares to wrestle the Angel of the Lord.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Sumo Laundry Day

Round two: The champ fights off self-loathing and regret, while the challenger wrestles with self-doubt and insecurity.

'Advertising and lending, sur — but I don't think we're ready for a 'Truth in Pro Wrestling' law.'

"Sis and her boyfriend are wrestling on the couch... He's got her pinned, but sis don't seem mad about it!"

'Some Eastern European Convents had 'Borderline' Testosterone levels!'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

'Foul this up and there'll be no bedtime story tonight!'

"I've got him pinned down in the living room. He's not the monster they made him out to be."

"Can you smell what the rock is cookin'?!!!"

David and Goliath

"What do you mean, it's a fix?"

Masked Wrestler

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"He seems to have lost his focus since he went into politics."

Win at wrestling.

A missile with a handlebar moustache and glasses

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

Wrestler's Mother

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

Back when the Olympics were nude.

Sumo wrestlers in the off-season.

Could of been Worse

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

World Ping-Pong Federation