Wrestling Fans Gifts

'His B.O got to me!'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

Wrestling Maks

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The rock caricature

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Battery lifting weights

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

WWFood Stores.

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Bob's a tool belt."

Greco-polar wrestling

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."