Wrestling Fans Pillows

'His B.O got to me!'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

Wrestling Maks

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Battery lifting weights

Future Wrestler

'Checkmate!'

WWFood Stores.

"Bob's a tool belt."

"I'm struggling with my weight doctor."

Greco-polar wrestling

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Wrestling was fun. Can I have some more honey in my tea?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."