Classic Wrestling Fan Pillows

Millennial Splaining

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Future Wrestler

"Habanero ..."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

WWFood Stores.

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Moon Line UP

The drinker.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Old songs made new

Greco-polar wrestling

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Bob Dylan

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'