Classic Western Fan Pillows

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Redwood or oak?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Nun Fight.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Domestic Pardners

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."