Wrestling Aficionados Pillows

"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Skate or die."

Future Wrestler

A skier and a paraglider

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

WWFood Stores.

Greco-polar wrestling

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Sawrd Fighting

Wrestling Champion.

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

The pop-up book of fighters

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Their lawyer found out that I enjoy reading poetry, and that I also like to watch professional wrestling. They're calling it a conflict of interests."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."